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专升本英语阅读|爆笑中式英语:你爱说哪几句?

2019-02-26 21:44nhclnhz标签:成考英语阅读 大学英语阅读 爆笑

  随着“no zuo no die”的国际化,小伙伴在幻想着是不是以后英语也是中国的了(虽然到最后都是韩国的),在线英语培训觉得这有点困难哦,比如以下这些中式英语:

  1.you have two down son。你有两下儿

  2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你?

  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你

  4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !

  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!

  5.hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏,无事退朝

  6.you me you me 彼此彼此

  7.You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住!

  8.know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之,不知为不知...

  9.WATCH SISTER 表妹

  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole!龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!

  11.American Chinese not enough 美中不足

  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述

  13.heart flower angry open 心花怒放

  14.go past no mistake past 走过路过,不要错过

  15.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!要钱没有,要命一条